I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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