I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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