Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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