Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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