I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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