It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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