Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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