Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Drunk is not a location!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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