Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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