Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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