Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I look better un-naked...
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
