with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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