After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I wish there were birth control emojis
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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