why didn't you poke me back
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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