3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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