You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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