No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
