Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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