i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
the liver wants what the liver wants
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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