dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
