Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think my vagina is haunted
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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