You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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