Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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