Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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