it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Randomize
