Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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