Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
