i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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