so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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