sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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