And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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