Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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