idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Someone shit on the floor
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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