ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I need a beard to bite.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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