okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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