xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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