...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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