i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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