I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
So squirting runs in the family.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
