Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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