Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Blood and glitter go together right?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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