you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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