Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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