he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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