She announced her abortion via fbk
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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