i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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