then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
tell me about the fingering
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