You're completely useless in the revolution.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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