Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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