She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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