What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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